eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words


yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY


millionharry:

When you see someone from school in public

image


rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible


cloggo:

STEAMPUNK

Now what self respecting Steampunker would not like to take tea from one of Royal Crown Derby’s Steampunk Collection. (You would have to be a wealthy Steampunker though, this cup and saucer UK £90.00)

Quote:—”The Steampunk collection from peerless fine English bone china perfectionist Royal Crown Derby is a playful and eclectic mix of style, function and luxury. Featuring engineering, science and clockwork motifs cleverly re-imagined to portray elegance and precision, Steampunk embodies a look that is contemporary and bold but pays homage to the greatness of our 19th Century technological past. The graphic monochrome patterns are styled uniquely for each item in the collection and are available in light (Ante Meridiem) and dark (Post Meridiem) versions.”

- See more at: http://www.springfair.com/library/Steampunk#sthash.JV0Ft02e.dpuf



jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what


luongomaplebacon:

THIS BABY SEAL IS GETTING ITS LITTLE SEAL STOMACH BRUSHED.

luongomaplebacon:

THIS BABY SEAL IS GETTING ITS LITTLE SEAL STOMACH BRUSHED.


justplainsomething:

makkiee:

imgfave:

Posted by pandorasfall

best owl i have seen

"hello friend! it is the morning!"

justplainsomething:

makkiee:

imgfave:

Posted by pandorasfall

best owl i have seen

"hello friend! it is the morning!"


chikittyxo:

submariet:

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres

it doesn’t even walk

it GALUMPHS

there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing

precious moss potato


facebooksexism:

ginandjudgment:

bajo-el-mar:

Reading about abusive men and the way they think. Very unsettling and an incredible book so far. Here are my very professional notes.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SOURCE THE NAME OF THIS BOOK FOR ME? I am not in an abusive relationship but this book looks incredibly interesting and I’d like to have knowledge on my side in case I need to help a friend in need someday.

Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men

facebooksexism:

ginandjudgment:

bajo-el-mar:

Reading about abusive men and the way they think. Very unsettling and an incredible book so far. Here are my very professional notes.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SOURCE THE NAME OF THIS BOOK FOR ME? I am not in an abusive relationship but this book looks incredibly interesting and I’d like to have knowledge on my side in case I need to help a friend in need someday.

Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men


steampunktendencies:

Steampunk Eagle Owl made from cutlery, motorbike, and bicycle parts. Mounted on driftwood and forged steel branch. By Alan Williams


mommunist:

ughsherlockfandom:

first of all: you cant be diagnosed as a sociopath it’s not a real mental disorder modern day doctors do not use the term jfc
second of all: ew

ASPD is a thing but this post is a prob a lie nonetheless =)

mommunist:

ughsherlockfandom:

first of all: you cant be diagnosed as a sociopath it’s not a real mental disorder modern day doctors do not use the term jfc

second of all: ew

ASPD is a thing but this post is a prob a lie nonetheless =)


Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad:Fuck the government.
  • Dad:Fuck the school board.
  • Dad:Close the door.
  • Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad:I love puns.
  • Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad:Please shut up.
  • Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad:They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad:I hate homework.
  • Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.